life is like a box of chocolates it makes you fat and then it ends
going through your old sketches and artwork
"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”
where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
lydia actually did this
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
i would pass out.
sometimes i get an ask and i read it and i’m like “i’ll reply in a minute” and then somehow it’s been an hour and i remember i have an ask and somehow i’ve already closed the window and reblogged tons of stuff and ppl probably think i’m ignoring them THE POINT IS i am the most distracted person on the planet so i’m sorry if it takes me a while to answer!!!
I asked my dad (because he’s a scientist) if he had ever been hit on by a gay radio host and he screamed
“IT WAS ONE TIME. I’M NOT GAY”
saw the third madoka movie yesterday where madoka goes through a rebellious phase and becomes a punk singer